There are only three of them, and they’re servicing a beach picnic … that means it’s all hands on deck. Rachel and Katie are quick to correct her. By the time she arrives 45 minutes later, she refuses to pour a bottle of wine, saying she’s not on service - she’s only around for docking duties. Picking up from where we left off, Camille claims the coolers can’t be found when they were (surprise) exactly where Alissa left them. Kim Kardashian must have been watching screeners for this season when she famously proclaimed that it seems like nobody wants to work these days, because Camille sure doesn’t. I only have one message for that girl: Camille, be fuckin’ for real. I want someone to whip Camille into shape.

The only question remaining: Who is his replacement? Are we keeping it in the family or introducing a new character to our beloved franchise? I wouldn’t hate Captain Sandy, and I wouldn’t wish this chaotic crew on Captain Glenn. Also, I’m sure Bravo’s insurance only covers so much. He tells Rachel he can’t even tell if he is wearing a shoe! This is not Kyle of Below Deck Mediterranean’s sprained ankle, this is an injury, and he needs some real R&R, especially if he wants to recover fully. The job demands a certain physicality, and the man’s entire left side is numb. We all saw Captain Lee’s departure coming from a mile away.

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